Apparel & goods · Printed to order

Let’s get this bread

Shirts, hats and mugs from Scott’s Bake Shop, printed to order and shipped to your door.

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Gluten for Punishment Tee$29.00

The goods

4 pieces

Tee

Gluten for Punishment Tee

$29.00

Dad Hat

Let’s Get This Bread Dad Hat

$20.00

Mug

Two-Sided Bake Shop Mug

$15.00

Hoodie

Gluten for Punishment Hoodie

$49.00

The artwork

Original designs

No. 01

Gluten for Punishment

A skeleton hauling a loaf the size of a boulder, drawn like an old woodcut. Printed big across the back.

Art by @turdrodeo

No. 02

Let’s Get This Bread

The house slogan in wobbly saloon lettering. Good on a hat, better on a Monday morning.

The story

Six years of bread

Scott’s Bake Shop was a neighborhood bakery for six years. We closed the doors in May 2026, but the name, the art and the bread jokes were too good to pack away.

So they live here now, made to order. If you were a regular, welcome back. If you weren’t, you missed some excellent bread. Good news: the merch never goes stale.